The Stories of Shinhwa: A collection of fan accounts and legends passed down from one SHCJ to Another
A SHCJ suddenly started doing forward and backwards somersaults in front of Shinhwa.
SHCJ: Oppa! I got an A in PE for doing somersaults. So I showed you.
Shinhwa couldn’t stop laughing.
Bored, a SHCJ dressed up in a Korean traditional dress and did a traditional bow to Shinhwa during a fanmeeting, making everyone there burst out laughing.
LEE MIN WOO
SHCJ: Oppa! You’re the best!!
MW: No, FT Island is better.
SHCJ: No!!! Shinhwa is better!
MW: No, Super Junior is better, right?
SHCJ: No! Shinhwa is the best!!
MW: No, TVXQ is better.
SHCJ: (getting angry) I said Shinhwa is BETTER!!!!!!!!
SHCJ: Oppa! You’re so sexy.
MW: Really? When?
SHCJ: When you’re dancing and singing…
SHCJ: Hrm…sorry, I can’t remember all of the sudden…
MW: It’s okay. You’ll learn when you grow up.
Another SHCJ: (overheard everything) Oppa…why are you doing that to a young fan?
KIM DONG WAN
SHCJ hands Kim Dong Wan eye cream
SHCJ: Oppa, I bought the same kind my mom uses. Don’t think about getting plastic surgery and put it on diligently.
SHCJ: Oppa, I love you.
DW: …. (signs quietly)
SHCJ: I’m not a girl who says that out of habit.
DW: (frozen in surprise)
SHCJ told the same joke to both Kim Dong Wan and Lee Min Woo. Lee Min Woo didn’t laugh, but Kim Dong Wan burst out laughing.
SHCJ: It’s not funny?
MW: No, it’s funny.
SHCJ: Oppa, is it funny?
DW: No, not funny.
ER: (signing) …..
SHCJ: Do you smell something burning?
ER: Do you want to die?????
SHCJ: Oppa, do you smell something burning?
JJ: …..yeah, I don’t.
SHCJ: Oppa, are you a regular member of Yeon Ie Mal (popular anti celebrity café)?
SHCJ: Come on~ You’re a regular member!
ER: I am not.
SHCJ: Then are you an associate member?
Eric was late to a fansigning by 40 minutes.
SHCJ: Oppa, I’m getting your autograph after waiting 15 hours, 34 minutes, and 4 seconds.
SHCJ: Do you think I’m lying? (getting angry)
SHCJ: (suddenly smiling) No~ kekeke I can wait 40 days.
ER: I’m really sorry.
SHCJ: (getting awkward) It’s okay, oppa!
ER: Okay…But I’m really sorry.
SHCJ: Stop it.
Eric came five minutes early to the next fansigning.
SHCJ: Can you write ‘Lose Weight’ in the PS? I want to diet after receiving some shock.
ER: (looks at SHCJ) Yeah…you need to lose some weight.
That SHCJ became shocked at his words….and ended up eating more.
ER: What’s your name?
SHCJ looks at the signature later and sees, “To Pikachu, from Raichu.”
SHIN HYE SUNG
SHCJ with the ID ‘Handsome Hye Sung’ stood before Shin Hye Sung.
SHCJ: Oppa, I am ‘Handsome Hye Sung.’ (getting nervous)
HS: If it’s handsome, it’s our Eric~^^ So go to Eric~
SHCJ somehow ended up getting Eric’s signature instead
SHCJ: Oppa, I am ‘Alcohol Whale Hye Sung!’
HS: If it’s alcohol, it’s our Jin! Go to Jin!
And SHCJ ended up getting Jun Jin’s signature instead
SHCJ: Oppa, I’m not feeling good today.
HS: Why? What happened!
SHCJ: I couldn’t poop well in the morning.
Shin Hye Sung couldn’t sign for the next five fans because he was laughing too hard.
SHCJ: Oppa, hello!
HS: (smiling) It’s good to meet you!
SHCJ: Oppa, I’m sorry, but can you do it fast, because I have to go to the bathroom.
HS: You should have gone earlier…
SHCJ: I have to run 100 meters to the bathroom.
HS: You still should have gone before.
SHCJ: Seriously, oppa. I said it’s an emergency!!! Hurry!!! T T I’m dying.
HS: Sorry, sorry~~ Here. Handshake….
SHCJ: Handshake next time. Sorry.
A really pretty SHCJ came to a fansigning.
JJ: Let’s get married.
SHCJ: I don’t want to.
A SHCJ went to a fansigning, where Jun Jin was sweating profusely because of the hot weather.
JJ: I’ll give you a hug after signing.
SHCJ: No…that’s okay.
SHCJ: Andy oppa, marry me.
AN: No ^^
SHCJ went home disappointed.
Andy recognized her at the next fan meeting.
AN: Let’s get married!
SHCJ: I don’t want to….
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